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Musical Mastication Volume 5

by myoptik

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  • Musical Mastication Volume 5 is a true dining experience, and all dining experiences require the opportunity to wet one's whistle, but one doesn't want to wet the table, so you will need one of these fantastic Hotel Flamingo coasters to place your glass/mug/pewter/watering can on when listening. Indeed why not grab 4 so that all your vessels are elevated during your musical meal....
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  • The Flamingo mug for Musical Mastication is a good sturdy mug that will help you quench whilst you listen. It's mighty fine design will keep you in good spirits, much like the stuff you put inside it to pour down your gullet when boppin'
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  • Limited Edition 2 CD Set
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    Vivid Flamingo double-CD in jewel case with amazing internal artwork. The pictures on the CDs themselves will literally leave you salivating...

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about

The highly satisfying Musical Mastication series is back, with another jam-packed double grab-bag of hot sweaty nosh to make you phat for the dancefloor and ready for the plunge.
This time we’ve gone double whoop, with a pair of wide-arse CDs that are bound to leave you running for the rowing machine at dawn.
We heard your calls of ‘why can’t I go on holiday’, so we decided to bring the hotel resort to your living room, complete with fresh air removal to make you feel like you are really abroad, and not just broad from all the home-living.
The first CD ‘Nosh On The Spinning Platter’ gives you those daytime vibes of wafting waiters, broken snooker cues and half-filled bingo cards, with several greasy courses of gooey grub that will make your jaw ache from the heavy mastication.
The second CD ‘Night-time By The Pool’ allows you to cover your eyes with your damp trunks, lie back under the stars and feel those mozzies suck you dry as you sup your 2 litre cocktail of rum with rum and extra rum in the dark on the concrete slabs next to the hose.
This really is an electronic spa banquet with teeth, and it’s guaranteed to have you coming back for more, not least because the lift is broken, there’s gangsters hangin’ out in the stair well, reception is closed, and all of the bedrooms have PVC mattresses.

So come on, grab yer flip-flops and let it all hangout over the edge of everything with this truly indulgent holiday fiasco from mars…

credits

released July 3, 2020

This is a Ping-discs release, curated and compiled by Myoptik.

All proceeds from Musical Mastication Volume 5 go to MacMillan Cancer Support via Touched Music.

All tracks are written and produced by the corresponding artists.
Mastering by Loz Grover.

Cover design and Words by Myoptik, with final templating by Grid Pattern.

Catalogue number p-bumtee-nip.

Copyright Shrimpsalad 2020.

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The home of Pingdiscs, Myoptik's label for exciting, happy and outrageous music. Many excellent artists have been part of Pingdiscs over the years, not least through the series of great compilations. There are also solo releases from a wide range of Pingdiscs affiliated artists. Expect variety, much of it electronic, but certainly not always, none of it normal.... ... more

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